clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

(Source: ramenjesus)

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

(Source: heartbreaks.us)

androideillogique:

GET OFF OF ME.

(Source: azadkuh)

fruitpacks:

yolotov-cocktail:

fruitpacks:

*snorts pollen* i love nature

You know pollen is plant sperm right

even better

chieflachief:

so sebastian threatens hawke [if you choose not to kill anders] and promises he’ll return from starkhaven and bring “such an army… that there’ll be nothing left of kirkwall for these maleficarum to rule!” and im laughing to myself bc all i can see is hawke chuckling and standing over sebastian like

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"go ahead and try u fucker"

(Source: awwww-cute)

(Source: intoxicatedteen)

the-best-of-funny:

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stumpmaker:

Could you imagine someone yelling this at you in real life?

stumpmaker:

Could you imagine someone yelling this at you in real life?