(Source: hotelmario)

typac:

rise

typac:

rise

(Source: gurrenth)

whatsakrabbypatty:

thanks mom

(Source: kimmygibblr)

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

warchief:

i never thought avril lavigne could do something worse than marrying chad kroeger but here we are

unclefather:

queencityconfidential:

There ain’t an “I” in team but there’s a “U” in cunt.

There is also a “U” in the words mustard, anus, turkey, ground beef and squirrel. 

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

(Source: yellow-submarine-fun)

(Source: okithecat)

insert-stupid-url-here:


i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

insert-stupid-url-here:

i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats

c-itize-n:

pizza:

c-itize-n:

if tumblr user pizza reblogs this i’ll print this post out and put it on my fridge

can u take a picture i wanna see

image

eden-crossing:

vulcanprincessx:

damn straight

*royals by lorde plays slowly in the background*

eden-crossing:

vulcanprincessx:

damn straight

*royals by lorde plays slowly in the background*