Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
so sebastian threatens hawke [if you choose not to kill anders] and promises he’ll return from starkhaven and bring “such an army… that there’ll be nothing left of kirkwall for these maleficarum to rule!” and im laughing to myself bc all i can see is hawke chuckling and standing over sebastian like
"go ahead and try u fucker"